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The 12 Days of Sex Toys
Many of us at Come As You Are don’t celebrate Christmas, but when you work in retail it’s impossible not to get every holiday song stuck in your head at least once. The 12 Days of Christmas is a particularly pernicious one, so we decided to stop fighting it and make it our own. If you’re thinking of doing a little sex toy shopping over Christmas or the holidays, and you’re not sure where to start, let the 12 Days of Sex Toys be your guide.
Twelve Drummers Drumming
Nothing keeps those cheeks rosy in the winter like a little playful percussive love (aka flogging, spanking, caning, whipping). Check out our selection of pleasure implements that will help you set the rhythm of your passion all year long.
Floggers, Paddles, and Crops
Eleven Pipers Piping
With all the erecting activity our products inspire, sometimes we feel like we should be wearing hard hats to work. We don't have one favourite way to our lover's pipes a-piping, but we want to single out the impressive number of educational books and videos that offer oral sex tips, guaranteed to arouse and engorge genitals of all styles.
Oral Sex DVDs and Oral Sex Books
Ten Lords A-leaping
With all the erecting activity our products inspire, sometimes we feel like we should be wearing hard hats to work. We don't have one favourite way to our lover's pipes a-piping, but we want to single out the impressive number of educational books and videos that offer oral sex tips, guaranteed to arouse and engorge genitals of all styles.
Oral Sex DVDs and Oral Sex Books
Ten Lords A-leaping
Our anal sex toys are exciting enough to inspire a hop, skip, and maybe jump. But add a little vibration your favourite butt plug, prostate massager, or dildo, and we promise your lord will be a-leaping with delight.
Nine Ladies Dancing
Dance to the beat of your own choosing with OhMiBod’s innovative vibrators, powered by music. Their newest toy, the Freestyle, is the first wireless music massager, dance, and orgasm cord-free at home, at the clubs, or, if you want to live dangerously, at your office holiday party.
Dance to the beat of your own choosing with OhMiBod’s innovative vibrators, powered by music. Their newest toy, the Freestyle, is the first wireless music massager, dance, and orgasm cord-free at home, at the clubs, or, if you want to live dangerously, at your office holiday party.
Eight Maids A-milking
We weren’t the ones to come up with the term “prostate milking”, but we couldn’t pass up a double entendre like this one. Forget about the g-spot analogies, the prostate is a unique pleasure centre for many men, and these prostate massagers were built for the job, and built to last.
We weren’t the ones to come up with the term “prostate milking”, but we couldn’t pass up a double entendre like this one. Forget about the g-spot analogies, the prostate is a unique pleasure centre for many men, and these prostate massagers were built for the job, and built to last.
Prostate Massagers
Seven Swans A-swimming
If we had to choose the single greatest, yet possibly the simplest, innovation in sex toys over the past twenty years, we’d have to choose the waterproofing of vibrators. Waterproof sex toys are always a better choice, they’re easier to clean, more difficult to break, and you can use them in the snow!
Seven Swans A-swimming
If we had to choose the single greatest, yet possibly the simplest, innovation in sex toys over the past twenty years, we’d have to choose the waterproofing of vibrators. Waterproof sex toys are always a better choice, they’re easier to clean, more difficult to break, and you can use them in the snow!
Six Geese A-laying
All these geese getting laid got us thinking--if your goal is specifically to get laid, as opposed to just feeling sexual pleasure or getting turned on--what would we recommend? Since getting laid to us means sex with at least one other person, we’d have to go with our library of books written for two or more people. There’s no guarantee they’ll get you there, but if you get yourself there, they’ll help with what to do next!
Sex Books for Two or More
All these geese getting laid got us thinking--if your goal is specifically to get laid, as opposed to just feeling sexual pleasure or getting turned on--what would we recommend? Since getting laid to us means sex with at least one other person, we’d have to go with our library of books written for two or more people. There’s no guarantee they’ll get you there, but if you get yourself there, they’ll help with what to do next!
Sex Books for Two or More
5 Golden Rings
This one’s almost too easy. We’re not sure you need five golden cock rings (unless you have five fellas on your shopping list) but rings can offer men a completely unique way of experiencing sex and rediscovering their genitals. Ring in the holidays right.
This one’s almost too easy. We’re not sure you need five golden cock rings (unless you have five fellas on your shopping list) but rings can offer men a completely unique way of experiencing sex and rediscovering their genitals. Ring in the holidays right.
Four Calling Birds
We couldn’t decide which Calling All Angels song to reference here (Train, Lenny, or a little CanCon Jane Siberry?), but the point is that these calling birds are clearly calling out for one angel in particular, the Earth Angel. And why not, it’s a vibrator that cares as much about the planet as it does about your pleasure. Birds love it, we think you will too.
We couldn’t decide which Calling All Angels song to reference here (Train, Lenny, or a little CanCon Jane Siberry?), but the point is that these calling birds are clearly calling out for one angel in particular, the Earth Angel. And why not, it’s a vibrator that cares as much about the planet as it does about your pleasure. Birds love it, we think you will too.
Three French Hens
Domesticated or not, we know how French hens love their independent cinema, and we know if they could watch porn, they’d be clucking their way through the ever growing genre of alt and indie porn. Satisfy your craving for something different…
Domesticated or not, we know how French hens love their independent cinema, and we know if they could watch porn, they’d be clucking their way through the ever growing genre of alt and indie porn. Satisfy your craving for something different…
Two Turtle Doves
Migrate away from heteronormativity (because turtle doves migrate…get it?) and surprise the man in your life with a turning of the tables. Also known as Bend Over Boyfriend or pegging, more and more straight-identified guys are discovering the pleasures of being penetrated by their female partners. Let your fears fly away and glide into this comfy harness and dildo set designed just for this kind of play.
A Partridge in a Pear Tree
In some versions of this classic song, the last day is also for “true love”. Our suggestion for today isn’t something you buy at all. It’s just that you spend some time today, and hopefully over the rest of the holidays, doing something to take care of yourself and give yourself a little bit of pleasure, however you define it. The holidays aren’t always a time we remember to take care of ourselves, but taking time out of your day to show yourself a little love and pleasure can go a long way toward making the holiday season more manageable.
Happy holidays from all of us at Come As You Are!
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