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The other day, one of our CAYA staff members was doing a quite innocent google search for “cum as you are” (cause, why not), and came up with this gem. Reminiscent of some spam emails that I’m sure everyone gets with oddly placed and sometimes non-existent english words, we are treated to some awesome descriptions of the ladies that are “advertised” on www.favoritegirl.net. It may also just be a botched translation. Some of my faves: -“Her place is so newborn and has a clump of firm noesis already.” -the use of the word “crapper” -“Wow… does this teenaged countenance artful or what! Britney has these artful braces on which declare shes… meet overturned 18!” -“Check discover the galleries beneath but if you poverty more go here.” -“Dream buffoon is so hot…” -“Hmmm Karenic is lethargic alright.” Enjoy.








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