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Come As You Are Blog - Choice Porn Title of the Week - March 17th, 2010

No, you're not going to find a link to purchase this title on our website. It's just not going to happen.  But since my job involves reviewing ALL the porn that's out there, I feel I have to share some of the worst titles with you...just so you know what you're missing :)

They say we learn something new every day, right, and today was my lucky day (writing this on St.Patrick’s day, might have something to do with the fact that I’m some-percent Irish). I learned the term “Onion Booty”, which immediately skyrocketed to one of my favourite expressions existing in the English language.

 

If you aren’t familiar with the expression, it basically means someone with an ass so sexy that it makes you cry. Get it, onions, crying… yeah. Fucking fantastic.

 

I might find it hard to work into my everyday vocab. Maybe I’ll try it on a stranger…