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choice porn title of the week - feb 5

No, you're not going to find a link to purchase this title on our website. It's just not going to happen.  But since my job involves reviewing ALL the porn that's out there, I feel I have to share some of the worst titles with you...just so you know what you're missing :)

Snort that Cum. I’m finding it a little tough to come up with something to say about this. Maybe it’s just that there’s too much to say about it. In my mind, I’m equally appalled and intrigued, and I also find it a bit funny. Funny how? Cause the penis placed on the plate beside the blonde looks a little to me like an animal stopping at a lake to quench its thirst. I’m assuming it’s placed there to provide something for the ‘starlet’ to ‘snort’, but I don’t see it that way. And how healthy is it to put a semi-liquid (?) material up your nose? I read another porn review’s thoughts about this film (they had actually watched it), and they had mentioned that it would probably be much easier to achieve the…uhh…desired results if a straw had been employed instead of dollar bills, but let’s not get too picky here. What an industry.